Writer and producer Jensen Karp says he found toasted shrimp tails and some other shocking items in his Cinnamon Crunch cereal. (TMZ) YouTube Tips ⓘ
Jensen Karp claimed on Twitter on Monday, March 22, 2021 that he found what appeared to be toasted shrimp tails in his Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal. Additionally, Karp said he found a piece of string, some cinnamon toast squares with small black spots on them, an object that looked like a pea, and some dental floss. Cinnamon Toast Crunch then issued a statement on Twitter claiming the tails were “an accumulation of the cinnamon sugar that sometimes can occur when ingredients aren’t thoroughly blended”. On March 23, 2021, General Mills claimed the company is investigating the case, but that contamination “did not occur at [their] facility”.
Life experience presents a lot of surreal evidence in plain sight, but it’s just difficult to assemble the meaning of all this so far. A man named Jensen Karp (with previous stage name Hot Karl), who is married to a woman named Danielle Fishel, claims he found toasted shrimp tails in a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Danielle Fishel played Topanga in Boy Meets World on ABC, and the cereal was purchased at a Costco near the corner of Victory Boulevard and Topanga Canyon Boulevard in Woodland Hills, California. Jensen Karp used to be a guest on Pistol Shrimp Podcast, hosted by Matt Gourley and Mark McConville, that presents a surreal comedy routine with running commentary on games played by the Los Angeles-based women’s basketball team the Pistol Shrimps.
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— Cinnamon Toast Crunch (@CTCSquares) March 23, 2021
Ummmm @CTCSquares – why are there shrimp tails in my cereal? (This is not a bit) pic.twitter.com/tTjiAdrnVp
— Jensen Karp (@JensenKarp) March 22, 2021
Something regarding the stupid “Did he fake this?” take: there are black items COOKED ONTO the squares and tons of it at the bottom of the bag, in addition to shrimp tails and other SUGAR COATED junk. Also, it’s only “viral” because of their insane response. I would’ve dropped it pic.twitter.com/WOt9j2V0sg
— Jensen Karp (@JensenKarp) March 23, 2021
UPDATE: my wife has a stronger stomach than me and checked the OTHER bag in the family pack. This one seems taped up (?) and also appears to include…(I don’t even want to say it)…dental floss. pic.twitter.com/yKPkpx7PWq
— Jensen Karp (@JensenKarp) March 23, 2021
Ok, we’ll after further investigation with my eyes, these are cinnamon coated SHRIMP TAILS, you weirdos. I wasn’t all that mad until you now tried to gaslight me? https://t.co/7DmADmoqUt pic.twitter.com/rSLE60pvoy
— Jensen Karp (@JensenKarp) March 22, 2021