If today’s police department public information practices were used at the time of the death of Jesus of Nazareth, the report might look something like this …
THEFT: Unknown offender(s) removed the body of Jesus of Nazareth — sentenced to death after being found innocent of perverting the nation, forbidding the payment of a tribute, and sedition against the Roman empire. No signs of forced entry. The crime is reported to have occurred sometime between sunset Friday and dawn Sunday. Any citizens with information about the crime or the whereabouts of the body are urged to contact the police department.
Get updates from The Cardinal CRIME BLOG ‘Plus’ on Facebook. Just ‘LIKE’ the ‘Arlington Cardinal Crime & Forensics’ Page (become a fan of our page). The updates cover all posts in the 24/7 Crime Alerts! and sub-categories. See all of The Cardinal Facebook fan pages at Arlingtoncardinal.com/about/facebook …